I hunted down a baby rabbit ... killed it ... and ATE it. I was enjoying a breakfast buffet of rabbit ears, rabbit head, and other rabbit parts that I won't mention when Mom caught me. Doggone it! I could tell she was not too happy with me so I dropped the remaining rabbit bits and ran in the house. Daddy had to clean up the rest later. Mom is still disgusted with me, but I think Daddy is proud of me. He says I'm his little hunter! I love to make my Daddy proud. :)
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Categories: puppy love
Does he take care of other dogs? I still have one from next door that sneaks over and pee's on my shurby. I sure would like to fix him good so he will kill his owners plants not mine. I will pay for your services with love and rubbing and a few treats!!!
ReplyDeleteA dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do!
ReplyDeleteIt's always the ones that look so sweet and innocent! I bet all the other little critters heard about this though and are staying far far from your yard! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a Chaserboy!!
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