Thursday, August 26, 2010

Posted by Chase
Thursday, August 26, 2010 at 10:15 AM

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Mom and Dad are going to have to post a "Beware of Dog" sign on the fence. Turns out my cuddly cute self is quite deceptive because I'm really a vicious killer! Grrr!

I hunted down a baby rabbit ... killed it ... and ATE it. I was enjoying a breakfast buffet of rabbit ears, rabbit head, and other rabbit parts that I won't mention when Mom caught me. Doggone it! I could tell she was not too happy with me so I dropped the remaining rabbit bits and ran in the house. Daddy had to clean up the rest later. Mom is still disgusted with me, but I think Daddy is proud of me. He says I'm his little hunter! I love to make my Daddy proud. :)

If you have any critters that need taking care of, please call me at 1-800-KILLER-DOG. Spread the word. My fees are reasonable -- I only charge 3 playtimes per hour. Will negotiate if treats are involved.

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4 comments:

  1. Does he take care of other dogs? I still have one from next door that sneaks over and pee's on my shurby. I sure would like to fix him good so he will kill his owners plants not mine. I will pay for your services with love and rubbing and a few treats!!!

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  2. A dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do!

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  3. It's always the ones that look so sweet and innocent! I bet all the other little critters heard about this though and are staying far far from your yard! :)

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  4. What a Chaserboy!!

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